Anyone still read this?
Probably not, lol.
Hi. My name's Chris. I used to live here, or at least I spent so much time online that I felt like I lived here.
Apparently, my wife felt like that, too, lol. We separated in November.
That makes it sound like it was all because of the blog.
It was about 70% due to toothpaste, and about 30% due to lack of certain lubricants. Romance writers take note: applied in certain areas, toothpaste burns.
No, that wasn't true. Mostly.
The bit about the separation was. The reasons I'm not sharing. :)
Being a guy, I moved out and left my ex the house and kids. I'm still looking for somewhere to stay. Things have been difficult. Parts have been fun.
The strippers on xmas eve were great. The doc trip afterwards, not great. I've never been so embarassed, getting lectured on condoms by a middle aged woman. Again, not true.
I write fiction, for fuck sake. I'm supposed to make stuff up.
I haven't really written since November. I'm starting to knock ideas about. Could be a while before anything makes sense. Could be a while before I post again.
In the meantime, I Aint'nt Dead.
Free STD if you know who wrote that. :)